Welcome to The Unorthodox Haggadah tchotchke Shop! More fun than Herod's Marketplace! Buy now before Jesus gets resurrected and ruins all the fun!

Unorthodox Giftwrap

Your very own unorthodox wrapping paper featuring Biggie and Tupac Angels, Morrissey holding a lamb, and Morgan Freeman as God. The paper will be matte and on a roll. 

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Bingo Cards

Who says pestilence can't be fun? Get those bingo wins a flapping with this wonderful addition to your seder. It comes in the book, but this way you can hide one wih the Afikomen. Each set comes with 5 cards. 

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There will be t-shirts. But we're still working on them.

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